The 18 minute Meal

Some rabbis say that if they can't see that it's matzoh, then no, you can't eat it. Some say rice (even the white, refined type) is ok. Some say metal detectors are ok, in jerusalem, on the sabbath, well, because. There are so many different variations on the rules that it's hard to keep it all straight. so I've come up with a few of my own.

Chez's Kosher for Passover Laws

1) No bread

2) No beer

3) Eat Pasta - if you can cook your meal in less than 18 minutes

4) Eat Rice - if you can cook your meal in less than 18 minutes

5) Drink wine - the kosher wine laws have nothing to do with specific passover regulation, but stay away from bubbly.

Honestly, what matters is the intent. I understand that the seder is longer - it's about the family, the celebration, and the story. But what's the point if you're off in some exotic land, having 3 hour meals with